Tom:
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I'm your shelter from the storm
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You know I'll always have your back
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I'll even let you warm
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Your freezing hands inside my butt crack
C# B
I never get out
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My leaf blower when Oprah is on
C# B
When you're telling me about your feelings
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I try not to yawn
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I don't talk about your spastic bladder
G#m B
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof
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I'll hold the ladder
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And if that isn't looooooove
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If that isn't looooooove
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If that isn't love
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I don't know what love is
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Na na na na na na na
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Oh I guess I don't know
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Na na na na na Ooh... listen now...
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There's a microscopic bit of milk left
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In the refrigerator
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I could have finished it off but I quit in case you
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Wanna tiny little sip later
C# B
And if you cut the cheese then maybe
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I'll wink and say, "The dogs to blame!"
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And I make sure to call you "Baby"
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Every time I forget your name
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When you start looking fat
G#m
Cause all your so-called friends
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Will probably neglect to mention that
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And if that isn't looooooove
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If that isn't looooooove
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If that isn't love
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I don't know what love is
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Na na na na na na na
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Oh well then I don't know
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Na na na na na Ooh... no
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Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
But I still adore you
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I'll kiss you even if you've had omelette for breakfast
And I can't stand omelettes
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And after I take a bath, if it's still warm
I'll leave the water in there for you
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I give you my word
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You're so beautiful
You make a glorious sunset
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Look like a big fat turd, yeah
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Every time I see you try to lift some really heavy thing
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You can always count on me to help
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By saying something encouraging
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If you get drunk and pass out
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I never Sharpie on your face
C# B
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch
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Even though that's a super convenient place
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Every idiotic thing you do
G#m B
And I almost never pretend you're someone else
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When I'm making out with you
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And if that isn't looooooove
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If that isn't looooooove
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If that isn't love
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I don't know what love is
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Na na na na na
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No I don't know what love is
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Na na na na na
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Well I don't know what love is
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Na na na na na
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I don't know what love is