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Introduction: F# C# B F# C# B C#
F# C# B
I'm your shelter from the storm
C# F#
You know I'll always have your back
C# B
I'll even let you warm
C# F#
Your freezing hands inside my butt crack
C# B
I never get out
C# F#
My leaf blower when Oprah is on
C# B
When you're telling me about your feelings
C#
I try not to yawn
B
I don't talk about your spastic bladder
G#m B
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof
C#
I'll hold the ladder
F# C# B F#
And if that isn't looooooove
C# B C#
If that isn't looooooove
F# C#
If that isn't love
B F#
I don't know what love is
C# B C#
Na na na na na na na
F#
Oh I guess I don't know
C# B C#
Na na na na na Ooh... listen now...
F# C# B
There's a microscopic bit of milk left
C# F#
In the refrigerator
C# B
I could have finished it off but I quit in case you
C# F#
Wanna tiny little sip later
C# B
And if you cut the cheese then maybe
C# F#
I'll wink and say, "The dogs to blame!"
C# B
And I make sure to call you "Baby"
C#
Every time I forget your name
B
When you start looking fat
G#m
Cause all your so-called friends
B C# F#
Will probably neglect to mention that
F# C# B F#
And if that isn't looooooove
C# B C#
If that isn't looooooove
F# C#
If that isn't love
B F#
I don't know what love is
C# B C#
Na na na na na na na
F#
Oh well then I don't know
C# B C#
Na na na na na Ooh... no
G#m B F#
Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia!
But I still adore you
G#m B F#
I'll kiss you even if you've had omelette for breakfast
And I can't stand omelettes
G#m B F#
And after I take a bath, if it's still warm
I'll leave the water in there for you
E G#m
I give you my word
B
You're so beautiful
You make a glorious sunset
C#
Look like a big fat turd, yeah
F# C# B C# F#
Every time I see you try to lift some really heavy thing
C# B
You can always count on me to help
C# F#
By saying something encouraging
C# B
If you get drunk and pass out
C# F#
I never Sharpie on your face
C# B
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch
C#
Even though that's a super convenient place
B
Every idiotic thing you do
G#m B
And I almost never pretend you're someone else
C# F#
When I'm making out with you
F# C# B F#
And if that isn't looooooove
C# B C#
If that isn't looooooove
F# C#
If that isn't love
B F#
I don't know what love is
C# B
Na na na na na
C#
No I don't know what love is
F# C# B
Na na na na na
C# F#
Well I don't know what love is
C# B
Na na na na na
C# F# B C# F#
I don't know what love is