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Precious McKenzie, boy I remember you well
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Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I?d watch you excel
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Those legendary rivulets would trickle on down to your chin
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But I always wondered what you did when you packed it all in.
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What are you doing today?
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What have you done with the money?
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How much did Singleton pay?
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Do you think you were misunderstood? I do.
verse 2
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Down at Stoke Mandeville I bumped into Mr IQ
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I said ?Hey albino, this is not 1972
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Stub out your King Edward and get that small boy off your knee
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And melt down your fingerware and get yourself off my TV?.
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Jim could you fix it for me
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To come down and suck out your kidneys?
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I?ve got this young brother you see
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Who wants to stay alive to watch Bilko.
Instrumental
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Bridge
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When I?m pining for a cigarette
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I think of all the free ones that I?d get
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If I killed myself and came back as a beagle.
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Outro
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I left my heart in Papworth General.