Tom: B
Introdução:
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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
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Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
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Said he was lonely and it had been
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a while The elves run frantic when
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they see that look in his eyes
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He sat me down and went on and
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on Wouldn't shut up about how
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Mrs. Claus had gone He said the
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plumber must've done something
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right He fixed her pipes then
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she paid him back all
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Through the night
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
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I kept wondering how far this would
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go We talked and drank until it was
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light Then the bartender kicked us
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out cause we got into a fight
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But I kept thinking of the swag
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for free Besides the old geezer
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needs some company Well I've
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been broke this year it wouldn't
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be so bad I hate to admit
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it but he's the best I've
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Ever had
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Santa kissed me and I kissed him
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back but I did it for the toys
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Figured I could get something
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more than I did from other boys
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Santa kissed me and I kissed
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him back but I did it for
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the toys Smiled at me and
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wanted to see if I would
Guitar Solo
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Drumbeats
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Well he's a pervert you
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can tell by his smile
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Or check the NAMBLA
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membership locked
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in his files That big
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red suit and jolly face
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is a disguise He only does
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it for the joys of little
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kids bouncing on his thighs
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He drives me crazy now
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he calls me all the time
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I'm gonna dump him as soon
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as I get what's mine Guess
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I should really reveal my
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family ties He won't get
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a clue so I hit him
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with a matzo ball
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Right between
Chorus 4
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The eyes
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#m
him back but I did it for
D
the toys Smiled at me and
C#m
wanted to see if I would
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#m
him back but I did it for
D
the toys Smiled at me and
C#m
wanted to see if I would
what a loser!