Key: B
Introduction:
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Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
B E F# A
Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
B E F#
Said he was lonely and it had been
A B E
a while The elves run frantic when
F# A
they see that look in his eyes
B E F#
He sat me down and went on and
A B E
on Wouldn't shut up about how
F# A B
Mrs. Claus had gone He said the
E F#
plumber must've done something
A B E
right He fixed her pipes then
F# A
she paid him back all
B E F#
Through the night
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
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Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
B E F# A
Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
B E F#
I kept wondering how far this would
A B E F#
go We talked and drank until it was
A B E
light Then the bartender kicked us
F# A
out cause we got into a fight
B E F#
But I kept thinking of the swag
A B E
for free Besides the old geezer
F# A B
needs some company Well I've
E F#
been broke this year it wouldn't
A B E
be so bad I hate to admit
F# A
it but he's the best I've
B E F#
Ever had
A B
Fa la la la
E F#
Fa la la la la
A B
Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
A B
Fa la la la
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Fa la la la la
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#m
him back but I did it for
D
the toys Smiled at me and
C#m
wanted to see if I would
Guitar Solo
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Drumbeats
B E
Well he's a pervert you
F# A
can tell by his smile
B E
Or check the NAMBLA
F#
membership locked
A B
in his files That big
E F#
red suit and jolly face
A B
is a disguise He only does
E F#
it for the joys of little
A
kids bouncing on his thighs
B E
He drives me crazy now
F# A
he calls me all the time
B E F#
I'm gonna dump him as soon
A B
as I get what's mine Guess
E F#
I should really reveal my
A B
family ties He won't get
E
a clue so I hit him
F#
with a matzo ball
A
Right between
Chorus 4
B E F#
The eyes
A B
Fa la la la
E F#
Fa la la la la
A B
Fa la la la
E F# A
Fa la la la la
A B
Fa la la la
E F# A
Fa la la la la
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#m
him back but I did it for
D
the toys Smiled at me and
C#m
wanted to see if I would
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed him
D#m
back but I did it for the toys
D
Figured I could get something
C#m
more than I did from other boys
E
Santa kissed me and I kissed
D#m
him back but I did it for
D
the toys Smiled at me and
C#m
wanted to see if I would
what a loser!