Tom:
Introdução: E
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I met a non-dairy creamer
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Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
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With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake
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Took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
G A
She told me, "liquor"
B G
I am a new man
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Hot freaks
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This one is on the house
E G A
This one is better than ever
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I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
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And stood before King Everything
G A
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
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Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
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I will be eternally hateful
E G A
Hot freaks
E G A
Hot freaks
E G A
Hot freaks
G A
This one is on the house
B G
And this one is better than ever
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And this one is on the house
E
This one is better than ever
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This one is on the house