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Introduction: E
E G A E
I met a non-dairy creamer
G A
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
E G A
With a wet spot bigger than a Great Lake
E G A
Took me to the new church and baptized me with salt
G A
She told me, "liquor"
B G
I am a new man
G
Hot freaks
E G A
This one is on the house
E G A
This one is better than ever
E G A
I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
E
And stood before King Everything
G A
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
E G A
Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
E G A
I will be eternally hateful
E G A
Hot freaks
E G A
Hot freaks
E G A
Hot freaks
G A
This one is on the house
B G
And this one is better than ever
E
And this one is on the house
E
This one is better than ever
E
This one is on the house