Tom: Am
Introdução: C G Am G F G
Am F C G
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Am F C G
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn' t be a dick?
Am F C G
And I don' t watch you when you sleep
Am F C Em F
Surprisingly I don' t use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep
Am G F
You' re not going to heaven
Am G F
Why the fuck would you think I' d ever kick it with you?
Am G
None of you are going to heaven
F Am G F
There' s a trillion aliens cooler than you
Am G Am G F
You shouldn' t abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to
Am G C
You shouldn' t rape ' cause rape is a fucked up thing to do
C G Am G F G
(Pretty obvious just don' t fucking rape people
Didn' t think I had to write that one down for ya.)
Am F C G
I don' t think masturbation is obscene
Am F C G Am
It' s absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I' ve ever seen
F C G
You make my job a living hell
Am F C
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
G F
And boy, did that go well
Am G F
You' re not going to heaven
Am G F
Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns
Am G F
None of you are going to heaven
Am G F
You' re not my children, you' re a bad game of sims
Am G Am G F
You shouldn' t abstain from pork ' cause you think that I want you to
Am G C
You can eat pork ' cause why the fuck would I give a shit?
C G Am G F G
I created the universe, think I' m drawing the line at the fuckin' deli aisle?)
Am F C G
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Am F C G Am
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
F C G
Over what they think is true
Am F C G F
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you
Am G F
You pray so badly for heaven
Am G F
knowing any day may be the day that you die
Am G F
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Am G F
Doesn' t just the thought of it make it worth a try?
C F C G
My love' s the type of thing that you have to earn
C F C G
And when you earn it you won' t need it
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Am G Am G F
I' m not gonna give you love just ' cause I know that you want me to
Am G C
If you want love then the love has gotta come from you