Tom: F
F#m
E
Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain
F#m
E
Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain
Bm
E
A
F#m
Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed
Bm
E
A
F#m
E
Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead
Bm
F#
G
I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself
Bm
F#
G
I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself
Bm
F#
E
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself
G
E
Bm
Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home
E
A
F#m
E
I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room
F#m
E
Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon
Bm
E
Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing
A
F#m
Because inside this tin is tin
Bm
E
A
F#m
E
Would you like to techno-plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah
Bm
It's a matter of life
F#
G
And the way you walk, you've got a BrylCream queen
Bm
It's a matter of tact
F#
G
In the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean
Bm
A matter of fact
F#
E
That a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen
G
E
Bm
So I'll pretend I'm walking home
E
A
F#m
E
You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune
F#m
E
You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons
Bm
E
You don't have to paint my contact black
A
F#m
Now I've hustled a pair of jeans
Bm
E
A
F#m
E
Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling?
Bm
I'll make you a deal
F#
G
I'll say I came from Earth and my tongue is taped
Bm
I'll make you a deal
F#
G
You can get your kicks on the candidate
Bm
I'll make you a deal
F#
E
For your future's sake, I'm the candidate
G
E
Bm
Lets pretend we're walking home
Bm
E
A
Bm
Uh-huh, uhhh
E
I'm the candidate
A
Bm
E
Make way for the candidate
A
Bm
E
A
Vote now for the candidate
E
A