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Candidate

Key: F

Introduction:

F#m                                                                                            E  
Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain
F#m                                                                                                                 E  
Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain
Bm                              E                            A                                                 F#m  
Inside every mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed
Bm                              E                            A                                 F#m         E  
Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead
Bm                                                      F#                                              G  
I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself
Bm                                                      F#                                              G  
I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself
Bm                                                      F#                                                                                 E  
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself
                                G              E                    Bm  
Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home
      E    A  
F#m                                                                                 E  
I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room
F#m                                                                      E  
Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon
Bm                                                                         E  
Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing
                             A                                    F#m  
Because inside this tin is tin
     Bm                                            E                                            A                                 F#m                 E  
Would you like to techno-plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah
                                                Bm  
It's a matter of life
                        F#                                                            G  
And the way you walk, you've got a BrylCream queen
                                                Bm  
It's a matter of tact
                        F#                                                                 G  
In the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean
                                  Bm  
A matter of fact
                     F#                                                                            E  
That a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen
                          G                              E              Bm  
So I'll pretend I'm walking home
      E    A  
F#m                                                                                                 E  
You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune
F#m                                                                                                 E  
You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons
Bm                                                            E  
You don't have to paint my contact black
             A                                            F#m  
Now I've hustled a pair of jeans
  Bm                                                         E                                    A                              F#m              E  
Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling?
                                             Bm  
I'll make you a deal
                        F#                                                                 G  
I'll say I came from Earth and my tongue is taped
                                             Bm  
I'll make you a deal
                        F#                                                            G  
You can get your kicks on the candidate
                                             Bm  
I'll make you a deal
                                             F#                                            E  
For your future's sake, I'm the candidate
                     G                              E                    Bm  
Lets pretend we're walking home
  Bm              E      A    Bm  
Uh-huh, uhhh
  E  
I'm the candidate
  A                              Bm                         E  
Make way for the candidate
  A                              Bm                            E    A  
Vote now for the candidate
      E    A