Tom: C
Introdução:
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There's a magical land I know
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A place where I grew up
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And I'd make a deal with the devil himself
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To see that place blown up
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There in that interesting land I know
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Where no one has a brain
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They all wear jeans that are acid-washed
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And yet they think I'm insane
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I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese
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'Till I reek of old sushi but please
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Bomb New Jersey
I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao
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I would even learn Chinese, just please
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Bomb New Jersey
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Bomb New Jersey
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Bomb New Jersey
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I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him
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In a Kimchi-hating town that's known
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As New Jersey
Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan
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That India can be found somewhere
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In New Jersey
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New Jersey is a place where I grew up
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They pelted me with rocks and garbage
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I guess it?s tough to be a fruit in the Garden State
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And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they're doubly irate
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Oh I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag
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On a smoldering hole once known
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As New Jersey
Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss
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Are somewhere out of state when the Danes
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Nuke New Jersey
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It's a place named after a sweatshirt
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So what more can you expect, sir?
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And if you try to express you're individuality
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They will throw you to the ground
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And they'll kick you in the teeth
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Like they did to me
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The bombs go down on Morristown
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And Trenton's up in flames
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Newark we drowned then burned it down
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But Elizabeth still smells the same
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Many butts will breach on Monmouth Beach
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We'll erase Orange from site
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But before we leave this land I loathe
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I bid New Jersey goodnight