Chords
Bomb New Jersey

Key: C

Introduction:

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There's a magical land I know
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A place where I grew up
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And I'd make a deal with the devil himself
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To see that place blown up
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There in that interesting land I know
             C                       G 
Where no one has a brain
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They all wear jeans that are acid-washed
                 C                           D 
And yet they think I'm insane
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I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese
                 C 
'Till I reek of old sushi but please
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Bomb New Jersey
I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao
                 C 
I would even learn Chinese, just please
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Bomb New Jersey
 D               G 
Bomb New Jersey
 D               G 
Bomb New Jersey
                 G 
I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him
           C 
In a Kimchi-hating town that's known
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As New Jersey
Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan
           C 
That India can be found somewhere
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In New Jersey
         C                                             G 
New Jersey is a place where I grew up
           C                                               G 
They pelted me with rocks and garbage
                           C                                                   G 
I guess it?s tough to be a fruit in the Garden State
                       C                                                                     D 
And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they're doubly irate
                       G 
Oh I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag
           C 
On a smoldering hole once known
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As New Jersey
Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss
         C 
Are somewhere out of state when the Danes
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Nuke New Jersey
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It's a place named after a sweatshirt
                 C                           G 
So what more can you expect, sir?
                       C                                                   G 
And if you try to express you're individuality
                     C 
They will throw you to the ground
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And they'll kick you in the teeth
 D 
Like they did to me
         C                               G 
The bombs go down on Morristown
         C                             G 
And Trenton's up in flames
 C                                           G 
Newark we drowned then burned it down
         C                                                   D 
But Elizabeth still smells the same
           C                                       G 
Many butts will breach on Monmouth Beach
             C                                 G 
We'll erase Orange from site
         C                                       G 
But before we leave this land I loathe
     C             D                   G 
I bid New Jersey goodnight