Tom: A
Introdução: A
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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you've never done a day's work in your life,
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you've got, no incentive.
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You've made a career, out of punting off all the
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men, that you've slept with
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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you've never done a day's work in your life,
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you've got, no incentive.
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You've made a career, out of punting off all the
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men, that you've slept with
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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Bernardette's got a house in the country,
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she's really got it made.
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Her lies made her filthy rich,
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she's got all expenses paid.
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Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
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then you'll eat him all up, and spit him out, with a dash of Perrier.
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And when you've had enough, you'll throw him away, and take him for all you can get,
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Yeah, you like it, don't you, Bernardette,
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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you've never done a day's work in your life,
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you've got, no incentive.
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Women like you oughta be locked up,
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for giving others a bad name
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Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
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