Key: A
Introduction: A
E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
E D
you've never done a day's work in your life,
F# E D
you've got, no incentive.
E D
You've made a career, out of punting off all the
F# E D
men, that you've slept with
E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
A (W/ riff)
E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
E D
you've never done a day's work in your life,
F# E D
you've got, no incentive.
E D
You've made a career, out of punting off all the
F# E D
men, that you've slept with
E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
A (W/ riff)
C D
Bernardette's got a house in the country,
E D
she's really got it made.
C D
Her lies made her filthy rich,
E D
she's got all expenses paid.
C DE
Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
C DE
then you'll eat him all up, and spit him out, with a dash of Perrier.
C D E D
And when you've had enough, you'll throw him away, and take him for all you can get,
C DE
Yeah, you like it, don't you, Bernardette,
A (W/ riff)
E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
E D
you've never done a day's work in your life,
F# E D
you've got, no incentive.
E D
Women like you oughta be locked up,
F# E D
for giving others a bad name
E D F# E D
Ooh, Bernardette, you are so expensive,
A (W/ riff)