Tom:
Introdução: A G E
A G E
Are you wearing short shorts? What the hell?
A G E
Don't you realize you look like a creep?
A G E
I could never take you out in public
A G E
You are constantly embarrassing me
D E
Take off your space helmet
D E
Take off your bathrobe
D E
Take off your false mustache
D E
Then we can go
A G E
Are you wearing hulk hands? Jesus Christ
A G E
Would you stop acting like a child?
A G E
Take off your slogan-baring t-shirt
A G E
Not gonna let you just run wild
D E
If you're going to
D E
San Francisco
D E
You should take those flowers
D E
Out of your hair
A G E
Are you wearing moon-shoes? That's so weird
A G E
Why do you insist on dressing like this?
A G E
Don't say you're going to drink tea
A G
In a field of flowers, because that's so random
F# E
Because you're so wacky, and I'm sick of your shit
D E
You're not a rebel
D E
You are not cool
D E
You're just a fashion novel
D E
Don't be a fool
A G
And everybody speaks like they have a dictionary shoved up their ass
E
Well I've had it. I'm sick of it
A G
The 60's were half a century ago
E
Knock it off already
D E
Take off your porcupine hat
D E
And Marcho Grouch glasses
D E
Wipe off the mono-brow
D E
You drew with your grandma's ashes
A G E
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts
A G E
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts
A G E
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts
A G E
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts