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Are You Wearing Short Shorts What The Hell

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A                                                         G  E  
Are you wearing short shorts? What the hell?
A                                                      G  E  
Don't you realize you look like a creep?
A                                                 G  E  
I could never take you out in public
A                                             G  E  
You are constantly embarrassing me

D                  E  
Take off your space helmet
D                  E  
Take off your bathrobe
D                  E  
Take off your false mustache
D                  E  
Then we can go

A                                                      G  E  
Are you wearing hulk hands? Jesus Christ
A                                                 G  E  
Would you stop acting like a child?
A                                                 G  E  
Take off your slogan-baring t-shirt
A                                                 G  E  
Not gonna let you just run wild

D                  E  
If you're going to
D                  E  
San Francisco
D                  E  
You should take those flowers
D                  E  
Out of your hair

A                                                          G  E  
Are you wearing moon-shoes? That's so weird
A                                                      G  E  
Why do you insist on dressing like this?
A                                                      G  E  
Don't say you're going to drink tea
      A                            G  
In a field of flowers, because that's so random
          F#                                  E  
Because you're so wacky, and I'm sick of your shit

D                 E  
You're not a rebel
D                 E  
You are not cool
D                 E  
You're just a fashion novel
D                 E  
Don't be a fool

A                                                                          G  
And everybody speaks like they have a dictionary shoved up their ass
                  E  
Well I've had it. I'm sick of it
A                                         G  
The 60's were half a century ago
E  
Knock it off already

D                 E  
Take off your porcupine hat
D                 E  
And Marcho Grouch glasses
D                 E  
Wipe off the mono-brow
D                 E  
You drew with your grandma's ashes

A                                                        G  E  
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts
A                                                        G  E  
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts
A                                                        G  E  
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts
A                                                        G  E  
I am honestly baffled by your short shorts