My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddys and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
She's got the time for the dog and nuttin' for her man
And I'm no dope but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on yer shoes hit the road get truckin'
Pack yer bag I don't need the ag
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months I've been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
'Til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of yer mouth and yer two percent milk
And I'm no dope but I've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope