I hope you meet a boy, who's as handsome as can be
And when you're walking back to his place, he gets murdered in the street
And I hope that someone spoils the ending to your favorite show
And I hope you get an adorable puppy and it gets eaten by a crow
I don't wanna wish you luck, I hope the world without me fucking sucks
Lick my balls and kiss my nuts I hope you burn in hell you fucking slut
I hate you so much
Oh I hate you so much
I hate you cuz I miss you so much
You fucking slut
And I hope it's your birthday and you get caught in the rain
And then you pull out your umbrella and proceed to get hit by a train
And I hope you get convicted for a crime you didn't commit
And your cellmate's name is Helga and she makes you her bitch
And I hope you have a one night stand that you deeply regret
And you have an ugly baby with red hair and tourettes
I have a confession to make, see it's not you that I hate
See, I wear a mask like I'm tough and then I'll call you a bitch and then I'll call you a slut
But deep down it's because I fucking miss you so much
Baby it's been so hard since you took your love away,
my ego is destroyed and now I never get laid
And if you wanna come home just walk right through the door
But if you're happy without me
Then you're a fucking whoreee