Tono: C
Introducción:
C Am F G
I hope you meet a boy, who's as handsome as can be
C Am F G
And when you're walking back to his place, he gets murdered in the street
C Am F G
And I hope that someone spoils the ending to your favorite show
C Am F G
And I hope you get an adorable puppy and it gets eaten by a crow
F G C G Am
I don't wanna wish you luck, I hope the world without me fucking sucks
F G C G Am
Lick my balls and kiss my nuts I hope you burn in hell you fucking slut
F G
I hate you so much
F G
Oh I hate you so much
F G C
I hate you cuz I miss you so much
Am F G
You fucking slut
C Am F G
And I hope it's your birthday and you get caught in the rain
C Am F G
And then you pull out your umbrella and proceed to get hit by a train
C Am F G
And I hope you get convicted for a crime you didn't commit
C Am F G
And your cellmate's name is Helga and she makes you her bitch
C Am F G
And I hope you have a one night stand that you deeply regret
C Am F G
And you have an ugly baby with red hair and tourettes
C Am
I have a confession to make, see it's not you that I hate
F G C Am
See, I wear a mask like I'm tough and then I'll call you a bitch and then I'll call you a slut
F G
But deep down it's because I fucking miss you so much
C Am
Baby it's been so hard since you took your love away,
F G
my ego is destroyed and now I never get laid
C Am
And if you wanna come home just walk right through the door
F
But if you're happy without me
G
Then you're a fucking whoreee