Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you
I don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight
For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list
Let's get this over with
So I can focus on other tasks
Let's have intercourse
Just pretend I'm seducing you
Come on, let's quickly have intercourse
So I can move on with my life
My busy life
You and I are both highly intelligent people
Although I'm in much better physical shape
Once we do it, it'll be like well, that's what that was like
And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me
But right now let's have intercourse
I mean, obviously you want to, too
Just super quickly have intercourse
You could use the exercise
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not
My body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?"
We're animals, it's unfortunate
So come on, let's contortion it
I won't be back to normal till I see
What your nipples look like
They're probably straightforward nipples
I won't know for sure
N.C.
Have intercourse
Good thing I happen to have an old condom
In my wallet