Cifras
Let's Have Intercourse

Tono: G

Introducción: C    Am7    F    C    C    Am7    F    C    

C                      Am7              F                                            C  
Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you
C                                         Am7                      F                                              G  
I don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight
Am7                 F                                                              C                            G  
For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list
                                          C                 Am7  
Let's get this over with
                     F                                      G  
So I can focus on other tasks
C                                                            Am7  
Let's have intercourse
                        F                                            G  
Just pretend I'm seducing you
                                                                             C                         Am7  
Come on, let's quickly have intercourse
                        F            G                         C            Am7  
So I can move on with my life
F                      G  
My busy life
C                 Am7                         F                                            C              G  
You and I are both highly intelligent people
C                      Am7                      F                                         G  
Although I'm in much better physical shape
Am7              F                                                                    C                                         G  
Once we do it, it'll be like well, that's what that was like
C                                                            Am7              F                                      G  
And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me
                                                                C                              Am7  
But right now let's have intercourse
                  F                                                 G  
I mean, obviously you want to, too
                                                             C                              Am7  
Just super quickly have intercourse
                F                                    G  
You could use the exercise
Am  
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not
F  
My body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?"
C  
We're animals, it's unfortunate
G  
So come on, let's contortion it
Am  
I won't be back to normal till I see
                             G  
What your nipples look like
                                                                                          C              Am7  
They're probably straightforward nipples
F                                            G  
I won't know for sure
                             N.C.
                     C                    Am7  
Have intercourse
                                  F                                                         G  
Good thing I happen to have an old condom
                  C  
In my wallet