I cant keep up with whats been going down I think my heart must just be slowing down Among the human beings in their designer jeans And the strangled cries of lawyers in love God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful They land at six oclock and there we are the dutiful Eating from TV trays tuned into happy days Waiting for world war three while Jesus slaves To the mating calls of lawyers in love Ooh sha laa ooh Ooh sha laa ooh Ahh Last night I watch the news from Washington the Capital The Russian escaped while we were watching them like Russians do Now we ve got all this room we ve even got the moon And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon As vacation lands for lawyers in love Ooh sha laa ooh Ooh sha laa ooh Aah