I cant keep up with whats been going down
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the human beings in their designer jeans
And the strangled cries of lawyers in love
God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful
They land at six oclock and there we are the dutiful
Eating from TV trays tuned into happy days
Waiting for world war three while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
Ooh sha laa ooh
Ooh sha laa ooh
Ahh
Last night I watch the news from Washington the Capital
The Russian escaped while we were watching them like Russians do
Now we ve got all this room we ve even got the moon
And I hear the U.S.S.R will be open soon
As vacation lands for lawyers in love
Ooh sha laa ooh
Ooh sha laa ooh
Aah