I wouldn't be so a-lone
If they knew my name in ev-e-ry home
Kevin Spac-ey would call on the phone
But I'd be too bu-sy
Come back to the old five and dime
Cameron Di-a_z give me a sign
I'd make you smile all the time
Your con-ver-sa__tion would compliment mine__
I_ will_ talk and Hollywood will lis-ten
See_ them_ bow my ev'ry word_
Doesn't that seem a litte ab-surd?
Bow at my ev'ry word_
A E B7 E
Buy up the rights to my book
Live on a ranch from-what-the-box-office-took
I'll go and visit the set
They'll call me their sa-viour__
All other people will scorn_
Ce-le-bri-ty lives on the moon_
But I'll be back home in June
To promote the se-quel_
I_ will_ talk and Hollywood will lis-ten
See_ them_ bow my ev'ry word_
Doesn't that seem a litte ab-surd?
Em Em N.C.