Tono: G
Introducción: A E D E
A E
I wouldn't be so a-lone
B7 E
If they knew my name in ev-e-ry home
A E
Kevin Spac-ey would call on the phone
D E
But I'd be too bu-sy
A E
Come back to the old five and dime
B7 E
Cameron Di-a_z give me a sign
A E
I'd make you smile all the time
D Bm7 F#m F#
Your con-ver-sa__tion would compliment mine__
G D A
I_ will_ talk and Hollywood will lis-ten
G D A
See_ them_ bow my ev'ry word_
D C
Doesn't that seem a litte ab-surd?
Em
Bow at my ev'ry word_
A E B7 E
A E
Buy up the rights to my book
B7 E
Live on a ranch from-what-the-box-office-took
A E
I'll go and visit the set
D E
They'll call me their sa-viour__
A E
All other people will scorn_
B7 E
Ce-le-bri-ty lives on the moon_
A E
But I'll be back home in June
D Bm7
To promote the se-quel_
G D A
I_ will_ talk and Hollywood will lis-ten
G D A
See_ them_ bow my ev'ry word_
D C
Doesn't that seem a litte ab-surd?
Em Em N.C.