The girl that I intend to wed, just bought
a gift for me and said "I bought this specially,
for all your friends to see open it up, go ahead."
"Awww, that's awful swell," I said.
#2.
I kissed her on the cheek and then, began to read
the note within.
"In these you'll look real smart, because they match
your heart" and so I took them out.
Clown shoes, so, what's it all about?
Oh, no, not clown shoes!
Maaaaaybe, I'm in for some mighty bad news.
#3.
She laughed at me and called my name, and all my friends,
they did the same.
Thought she was sweet and swell and look how hard I fell.
And now I know I was wrong so, I'll go and put my clown
shoes on.
so, I'll go and put my clown shoes on.
so, I'll go and put my clown shoes on (Fade.)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.