Cifras
Wowi Can Get Sexual Too

Tono: F

Introducción:

 F                                     Am 
If i die and go to hell real soon
 G                                               C       C/B 
It will appear to me as this room
 G                   C                   F 
And for eternity i'd lay in bed
                 G                     C 
In my boxers half stoned
   Dm                                   F 
with a pillow under my head
                     Dm                           Am 
I'd be chatting on the interweb
     C                                         C/B       F 
maggots pray upon the living dead
 G                       F                                               C 
i had no interest in the things she said
                   Dm         F 
on the phone everyday
                 G                           F   Am 
ill permantly hit the hay-ay
 Am                                                                   G                 C 
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
   F                         C                     F             G 
She touched herself she touched herself
         Am                                                           G               C 
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
           F           G                 C 
I laughed myself to sleep
 G                 C 
At this rate
   Dm             F                     C 
I'll be heading for electric chairs
 Dm                 F                         C             C/B 
I'm only human with my claws to bare
   G                                   C         C/B 
When she described her underwear
           F                         Am             G           F                   G               C 
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
   F                                                       G       C 
You're too young to be this empty girl
                 Dm                           F                     C 
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
   G                                             F 
Know that you'll be my downfall
   G                                 C                     C/B 
But i call and i call and i call-all
I called
 C                                     Am 
I dont know what I want
 Em                                   G 
I dont know what I want
 C                                     Am 
I dont know what I want
 Em                                   G 
I dont know what I want
I called