Chords
Wowi Can Get Sexual Too

Key: F

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
F                                                 Am  
If i die and go to hell real soon
G                                                              C         C/B  
It will appear to me as this room
G                         C                         F  
And for eternity i'd lay in bed
                     G                            C  
In my boxers half stoned
  Dm                                              F  
with a pillow under my head
                          Dm                                    Am  
I'd be chatting on the interweb
     C                                                      C/B         F  
maggots pray upon the living dead
G                              F                                                              C  
i had no interest in the things she said
                        Dm            F  
on the phone everyday
                     G                                    F    Am  
ill permantly hit the hay-ay
Am                                                                                         G                      C  
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
  F                                 C                            F                 G  
She touched herself she touched herself
          Am                                                                              G                    C  
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
             F              G                      C  
I laughed myself to sleep
G                      C  
At this rate
  Dm                 F                            C  
I'll be heading for electric chairs
Dm                      F                                 C                 C/B  
I'm only human with my claws to bare
  G                                              C            C/B  
When she described her underwear
             F                                 Am                 G              F                         G                    C  
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
  F                                                                         G         C  
You're too young to be this empty girl
                     Dm                                    F                            C  
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
  G                                                            F  
Know that you'll be my downfall
  G                                            C                            C/B  
But i call and i call and i call-all
I called
C                                                 Am  
I dont know what I want
Em                                              G  
I dont know what I want
C                                                 Am  
I dont know what I want
Em                                              G  
I dont know what I want
I called