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Introducción:

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Yon:       Rural Queensland, 1880. Constable Ned Kelly dons his armour and becomes the
                founding member of the Victorian Police Bomb Squad, pre-dating actual bombs
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Tripod: History was not always as it appeared,
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                If you knew the truth about people with beards.
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                Ned wore a helmet to hide his disgrace,
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                To hide his hairy face!
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Scod:     And fifty years have passed and nothing changed,
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                One tiny moustache ruined Stalin's name.
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Tripod: Poor Chopper Reid's name gets dragged through the mire,
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                But beardless people get away scot-free,
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                Like Eddie McGuire.
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                History was not always as it appeared,
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                If you knew the truth about people with beards.
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                Having a beard left a terrible mark,
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                On Peter Russell-Clarke.
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Scod:     King Arthur'd still be drinking from his magic cup,
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                Why do you think they strung old Jesus up?
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                The Vikings were basically a charity organisation,
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                Rasputin had some brilliant party tricks,
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Tripod: And the Huns... were fun...
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Yon:       Wil Anderson finally had enough,
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                When he caved in and shaved off his Jazz Tuft,
Scod:     Jazz Tuft?
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Yon:       There's only one instance when it was revered,
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                Was when Nicole Kidman herself was a beard!
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Tripod: History was not always as it appeared,
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                If you knew the truth about people with beards.
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                Burn all your books, both new and dog-eared,
                (The line gets stuffed up)
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Tripod: And let's all grow a beard!
Yon:       Or moustache.

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Yon:       Or Van Dyke. But not Dick Van Dyke, you know what I mean.

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Yon:       Or Jazz Tuft.