Tono: G
D
D
Solo
G
D
Em
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
G
D
Em
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
F
D
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
F
D
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
G
D
Em
G
D
Em
G
D
Em
Slap that and ride the ripples,
G
D
Em
just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
F
D
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts,
F
D
thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Chorus
G
D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
F
D
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
G
D
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
F
D
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
G
D
Em
I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
G
D
Em
so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
F
D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
F
D
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Solo x4
F
D
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
F
D
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.
G
D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
F
D
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
G
D
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
F
D
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
G
D
Em
Sweaty Betty
G
D
Em
D
Swetty Betty, She's so obscene,
G
D
Em
D
Swetty Betty, three tons of margarine,
G
D
Em
D
Swetty Betty, She's like a lump of lard
G
D
Em
D
But Sweaty Betty, makes my willy hard.
G
SWETTY BETTY
thats it.