Tono: G
Introducción:
D
Solo
G DEm
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
G DEm
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
F D
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
F D
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
G DEm
Slap that and ride the ripples,
G DEm
just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
F D
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts,
F D
thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Chorus
G D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
F D
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
G D
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
F D
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
G DEm
I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
G DEm
so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
F D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
F D
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Solo x4
F D
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
F D
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.
G D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
F D
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
G D
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
F D
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
G DEm
Sweaty Betty
G D Em D
Swetty Betty, She's so obscene,
G D Em D
Swetty Betty, three tons of margarine,
G D Em D
Swetty Betty, She's like a lump of lard
G D Em D
But Sweaty Betty, makes my willy hard.
G
SWETTY BETTY
thats it.