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When I'm watching TV,
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The girls are all I see,
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They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling,
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None of them would look at me.
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If I went to Jessica Simpson,
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She'd think I was an ignoramus,
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And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz,
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She'd say "get lost boy, I'm famous!"
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All the women 'round here,
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Have BO or they have rolls,
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and some lucky bloke right now,
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is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles.
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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I'd call her right up,
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and I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three,
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and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me,
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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I'd be the luckiest guy in the world,
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I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe,
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And then some dick would try to steal her purse,
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So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say,
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"Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!"
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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If I had Jessica Alba's number,
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Fit girls getting shot in films,
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I'm always into ya'z,
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I'd like to go see Toy Story 2,
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With just me and Britney Spears,
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And then she'd say "Hit me baby one more time" and I'd say,
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"No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime",
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I like the one from Showgirls,
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When she's dancing 'round those poles,
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Or the really, really fit one,
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Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls.
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I've nearly got a moustache,
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And they still wouldnt talk to me,
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Kate Winslet naked in Titanic,
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Or the lesbian from the OC.
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If I had Jennifer Lopez's number,
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Or Kate Nash's Number,
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Or the girl who was in Transformers' number,
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Or Jessica Alba's number...
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