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Introducción: A Em D A D
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When I was 17,
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I wish i was 23
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When i hit 23
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I wish i was 17
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Now i'm almost 29
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I wish i was 85
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It would be statistically unlikely you'd be alive
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Because i hate your guts
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Shit i hate you so much
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I hope you suffer a small paper cut
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I hope your boss makes you stay for
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A half hour more
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Because i hate your guts
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And i wish i didn't love you anymore
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I hate the way you breathe
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The stupid way you sneeze
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How does everything you eat
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End up stuck in your teeth?
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The way you steal the sheets
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When we go to bed
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As i guessed they're a hole in the back of your head
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Because i hate your guts
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Shit i hate you so much
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I hope the battery dies on your phone
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I hope your favorite TV show
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Fails to record
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Because i hate your guts
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And i wish i didn't love you anymore
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Wish i didn't love you woah
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Wish i didn't love you woah
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I hope when i'm on a tour
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You lose your keys to the door
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Because i hate your guts
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And i wish i didn't love you anymore
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Wish i didn't love you woah
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Wish i didn't love you woah
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So you must be mistaken
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If you want to date me
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You'd be more respected
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If you were to hate me
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There's so many warnings
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You choose to ignore
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Because i hate your guts
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And i wish i didn't love you anymore
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I HATE YOUR GUTS!