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I Hate Your Guts

Key: A

Introduction: A    Em    D    A    D    

difficulty
very easy |||||
D                              A  
When I was 17,
D                                 A  
I wish i was 23
D                            A  
When i hit 23
     E                              A  
I wish i was 17
D                                    A  
Now i'm almost 29
D                                 A  
I wish i was 85
          D                              A                              E                                    A  
It would be statistically unlikely you'd be alive
                                                        D  
Because i hate your guts
                                                  A  
Shit i hate you so much
                                  E                 D                            A  
I hope you suffer a small paper cut
A  B  C#                                            D  
                  I hope your boss makes you stay for
        A                    F#m  
A half hour more
                             E  
Because i hate your guts
                  D                                 E                      A  
And i wish i didn't love you anymore
D                                                      A  
I hate the way you breathe
D                                                    A  
The stupid way you sneeze
D                                                            A  
How does everything you eat
     E                                                    A  
End up stuck in your teeth?
D                                                         A  
The way you steal the sheets
D                                    A  
When we go to bed
                     D                                      A                              E                            A  
As i guessed they're a hole in the back of your head
                                                        D  
Because i hate your guts
                                                     A  
Shit i hate you so much
                                  E                 D                            A  
I hope the battery dies on your phone
A  B  C#                                         D  
                  I hope your favorite TV show
        A                    F#m  
Fails to record
                             E  
Because i hate your guts
                  D                                 E                    A  
And i wish i didn't love you anymore
D  
Wish i didn't love you woah
A  
Wish i didn't love you woah
E                                                                 F#m *
                                                          D  
I hope when i'm on a tour
                                             A                      F#m  
You lose your keys to the door
                             E  
Because i hate your guts
                  D                                 E                    A  
And i wish i didn't love you anymore
D         A         Em            D            A  
D         A         Em            D            E            A  
D  
Wish i didn't love you woah
A  
Wish i didn't love you woah
E                                                                 F#m *
                        D  
So you must be mistaken
          A  
If you want to date me
                  D  
You'd be more respected
          A  
If you were to hate me
                     D  
There's so many warnings
             A                      F#m  
You choose to ignore
                             E  
Because i hate your guts
                  D                                 E                    A  
And i wish i didn't love you anymore
A  Em  DA  
                                  A  
I HATE YOUR GUTS!