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A used pink bathrobe
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A rare mint snowglobe
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A Smurf TV tray
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I bought on eBay
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My house is filled with this crap
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Shows up in bubble wrap
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Most every day
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What I bought on eBay
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Tell me why I need another pet rock
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Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
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Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
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They had it on eBay
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I'll buy your knick-knack
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Just check my feedback
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"A++!" they all say
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They love me on eBay
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Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
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Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
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From some guy, I've never met, in Norway
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Found him on eBay
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I am the type who is liable to snipe you
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With two seconds left to go, whoa
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Got PayPal or Visa
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What ever'll please ya
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As long as I've got the dough
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I'll buy your tchotchkes
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Sell me your watch, please
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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
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I'm highest bidder now
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Junk keeps arriving in the mail
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From that worldwide garage sale (A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
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Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
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I bought it on eBay
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Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
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Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
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Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)
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Found it on eBay
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Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
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Pez dispensers and a toaster
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Don't know why, the kind of stuff you'd throw away
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I'll buy on eBay
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What I bought on eBay