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A used pink bathrobe
Em C G
A rare mint snowglobe
Em C G
A Smurf TV tray
Em D G
I bought on eBay
Em C G Em
My house is filled with this crap
C G Em
Shows up in bubble wrap
C G
Most every day
Em D G
What I bought on eBay
C D Em
Tell me why I need another pet rock
C D Em
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
C D G
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
Em D G
They had it on eBay
Em C G
I'll buy your knick-knack
Em C G
Just check my feedback
Em C G
"A++!" they all say
Em D G
They love me on eBay
C D Em
Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
C D Em
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
C D G
From some guy, I've never met, in Norway
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Found him on eBay
Em Em7
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
C Am D
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Em
Got PayPal or Visa
Em7
What ever'll please ya
Am D4 D
As long as I've got the dough
C D Em
I'll buy your tchotchkes
C D Em
Sell me your watch, please
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I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
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I'm highest bidder now
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Junk keeps arriving in the mail
D E F#m
From that worldwide garage sale (A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
D E A
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
F#m E A
I bought it on eBay
D E F#m
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
D E F#m
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
D E A
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)
F#m E A
Found it on eBay
D E F#m
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
D E F#m
Pez dispensers and a toaster
D E A
Don't know why, the kind of stuff you'd throw away
D E A
I'll buy on eBay
D E A
What I bought on eBay