Tono:
Introducción:
G A7
I often think back to so many years ago
F D7
When the garden of our love had grown thin
G A7
You dumped me and slapped me and threw insults at me
Am D7
Much to my chagrin
G A7
&lsquo Twas a nasty breakup, hard feelings all around
F D7
And to add to my pain within,
G A7
You blocked me and mocked me and out of pictures you cropped me
Am D7 G
But your parents still like me, so I win
B7 Em
You know you played with my heart for a real long time
B7 Em
The damage there is done
E7 A7
You crushed my soul you didn&rsquo t leave me whole
D7 G
And then just for fun
B7 Em
You sold my credit card on the Internet
B7 Em
and taught my parrot to swear
E7 A7
You slashed my tires and keyed my car
D7 G
And you poured hot sauce in my underwear
G A7
It&rsquo s petty, I know, to play this game
F D7
I&rsquo m not fighting fair it&rsquo s true
G A7
But all&rsquo s fair in love and war and this was love so therefore
Am D7
If you play by the rules you lose
G A7
I tell you now, though my pride is marred
F D7
My self esteem in a tailspin
G A7
I still get your family&rsquo s Christmas card
Am D7 G
And your parents still like me, so I win
B7 Em
You see your dad calls me every Tuesday evening, now to trade
B7 Em
barbeque recipes
E7 A7
I'm the president of your Mama's book club now
D7 G
This month we're reading War and Peace
B7 Em
And I helped them balance their checkbook, too
B7 Em
Got their finances consolidated
E7 A7
And I play cribbage at the deli with your grandma, now
D7 G
But that's, um, unrelated
G A7
Life&rsquo s been tough, I will admit
F D7
Since we have bid adieu
G A7
You have my heart on a string
Am D7
And you have one of my kidneys too.
G A7
But my friends will always have my back and
F D7
you are my friends&rsquo next of kin
G A7
So try as you might to derail my delight
Am D7 G
Your parents still like me, so I win