Tono: C
Introducción:
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A fine romance with no kisses
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A fine romance, my friend this is
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We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
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But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Chorus
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A fine romance you won't nestle
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A fine romance you won't wrestle
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I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
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I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
Chorus
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A fine romance my good fellow
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You take romance I'll take jello
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You're calmer than the seals in the artic ocean
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At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Chorus
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A fine romance with no quarrels
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With no insults and all morals
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I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
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I never get the chance, this is a fine romance