Key: C
Introduction:
C6 C#º7 Dm6 D#º7
A fine romance with no kisses
Em7 Am7 Dm7 G7
A fine romance, my friend this is
C6 Ebº7 Dm7 G7 Dm7 G7
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
C6 A7 Gb7 F7 E7 A7 Dm7 G7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
Chorus
C6 C#º7 Dm6 D#º7
A fine romance you won't nestle
Em7 Am7 Dm7 G7
A fine romance you won't wrestle
C6 C7 F7M A7/E
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
Dm7 D#º7 Em7 Eb7 Dm6 G7 C6 Dm7 G7
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
Chorus
C6 C#º7 Dm6 D#º7
A fine romance my good fellow
Em7 Am7 Dm7 G7
You take romance I'll take jello
C6 Ebº7 Dm7 G7 Dm7 G7
You're calmer than the seals in the artic ocean
C6 A7 Gb7 F7 E7 A7 Dm7 G7
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Chorus
C6 C#º7 Dm6 D#º7
A fine romance with no quarrels
Em7 Am7 Dm7 G7
With no insults and all morals
C6 C7 F7M A7/E
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants
Dm7 D#º7 Em7 Eb7 Dm6 G7 C6 Dm7 G7
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance