Cifras
80 Year Old Whore

Tono: C

Introducción:  C   Am   F   G  

 C                                         Am 
I was walking with my buddies,
         F                         G 
And saw a few hot chicks,
 C                                   Am 
But, I wasnt interested in them,
                   F                                   G 
No, they werent the finest picks,
 C                                               Am 
But, then you caught my attention,
                   F                                             G 
From the window of the old folks place,
 C                                     Am 
Right away I knew I was in love,
               F                                               G 
When I saw the wrinkles on your face,
 F                               G 
I came inside to meet you,
                 C             Em                               Am 
And you hobbled right through the door,
 G 
With your walker,
 C                 Am                 F                     G 
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
 C                                     Am 
I love it that your pubes are grey,
                   F                               G 
And your boobs sag to the floor,
     C                   Em 
Every time I take out your dentures,
     F                           G 
I know whats in store,
 C                                             Am 
Its time to clean your dentures,
                                   F                   G                     C 
Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,

 C                                 Am 
Young girls dont turn me on,
 F                             G 
Experience is a must,
 C                                         Am 
Especially when youre 4 foot 8,
                   F                             G 
And your vagina collects dust,
 C                           Am 
When we get to kissin,
         F                             G 
You wheeze as I get hyper,
 C                                           Am 
And I love it when you pluck your whiskers,
       F                             G 
As I take off your diaper,
 F                         G 
You ask me to change you,
           C                   Em       Am 
But, baby, that all depends,
 G 
Pun intended,
 C                 Am                 F                     G 
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
 C                                     Am 
I love it when your knees give out,
                   F                                     G 
And you fall straight to the floor,
 C                       Em 
Every time I spank that ass,
 F                               G 
You poop in your drawers,
 C                     Am 
But I dont care at all,
                                   F                   G                     C 
Cause youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,

 C                                     Am 
Many nights, well just stay in,
                       F                                                 G 
Well eat applesauce and well watch porn,
 C                                 Am 
As I massage your hunchback,
         F                             G 
And nibble on your corns,
 C                               Am 
Your bones are a creakin,
                     F                             G 
And your arm flab gets me hard,
 C                               Am 
But then the Alzheimers kicks in,
                 F                                                         G 
And you dont know where the hell you are,
 F                             G 
During sex you love it,
               C                   Em                     Am 
When I whisper in your hearing aid,
 G 
I love you, Ethel,
 C                 Am                 F                     G 
Youre my beautiful, 80 year-old whore,
 C                                     Am                                         F                                   G 
I love it when you call 9-1-1 when you get lost in the grocery store,
 C                                                   Em                                   Am                                           G 
And I dont mind you gave Stonewall Jackson a handjob during the Civil War,
 C                         Am                                     F 
Cause Im so damn in love with my beautiful,
 G                     C 
80 year-old whore