Will you accept
A collect call from Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench
Singing that song
He cannot stop
This is not the first time
He was so cute
(Yeah, yeah)
Johnnie punk rock, so cynical
You would've jumped him too
(Now the song remains)
Why are the burnes always toasted?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
I got a job
Minimum wage and a table dance
He drinks my beer
And plays guitar
He's on my bed
Wasted every night when I come home
Playing the same old lyric again
And again
Sometimes I gotta say "shut up!"
Sometimes I gotta say "so what?"
Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
He's found a stairway to Hell, yeah
That is him
I'm a guitar
A Les Paul single kind of way
Please don't play that song on me
Again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings
And start playin' shit
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Son House or the blues
Why does it rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
Oh, go tell it to Jimmy Page
At the crossroad the deal he made