Key: F
Introduction:
F A
Will you accept
E A#
A collect call from Robert Plant?
F A A#
We picked him up on Vine
F A
On a bus bench
E
Singing that song
A#
He cannot stop
F A A#
This is not the first time
F A
He was so cute
(Yeah, yeah)
E A#
Johnnie punk rock, so cynical
F A A#
You would've jumped him too
(Now the song remains)
C A#
Why are the burnes always toasted?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
F A
I got a job
E A#
Minimum wage and a table dance
F A
He drinks my beer
A#
And plays guitar
F A
He's on my bed
E A#
Wasted every night when I come home
F A A#
Playing the same old lyric again
And again
C A#
Sometimes I gotta say "shut up!"
Sometimes I gotta say "so what?"
C A#
Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
D# A#
He's found a stairway to Hell, yeah
That is him
F A
I'm a guitar
E A#
A Les Paul single kind of way
F A A#
Please don't play that song on me
Again
F A
I'll explode
E
I'll break all my strings
A#
And start playin' shit
F A A#
Like the Sex Pistols or anything
Son House or the blues
C A#
Why does it rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
C A#
Oh, go tell it to Jimmy Page
At the crossroad the deal he made