I'm finally on the up and up,
A little 401K
Traded in my trailer park for a
Neighborhood with a gate
Queen finally got her castle
Last one on the right you can't miss it
Upgraded from the barbed wire
Now I got a nice picket
Pre-Chorus
I can play high class all day
But some things never change
I can't hide it in a closet,
I can't stuff it in a trunk
I always know there's treasure buried
Somewhere in the junk
I can keep it clean on Sundays
And keep the lights and water on
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
Carnation from a flowerbed
In a whiskey bottle base
Cadillac on a cinder block,
Duct tape on every other thing
Real ferns in the sunroom
Bug zapper by the screen
Dog hair on the Restoration Hardware,
Who says you can't have nice things?
I can't hide it in a closet,
I can't stuff it in a trunk
I always know there's treasure buried
Somewhere in the junk
I can keep my roots from showin'??
But I'm still dishwater blonde
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
New money, old habits
Loveseat in the plastic
Steak fingers in a basket
N.C.
I can't hide it in a closet,
I can't stuff it in a trunk
I always know there's treasure buried
Somewhere in the junk
I can keep it clean on Sundays
And keep the lights and water on
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
Got more rooms than the Joneses,
Y'all, and I'm still addin' on
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
I'm finally on the up and up
I'm finally on the up and up, up and up