Key: G
Introduction: G G G G
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I'm finally on the up and up,
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A little 401K
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Traded in my trailer park for a
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Neighborhood with a gate
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Queen finally got her castle
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Last one on the right you can't miss it
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Upgraded from the barbed wire
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Now I got a nice picket
Pre-Chorus
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I can play high class all day
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But some things never change
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I can't hide it in a closet,
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I can't stuff it in a trunk
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I always know there's treasure buried
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Somewhere in the junk
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I can keep it clean on Sundays
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And keep the lights and water on
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But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
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Carnation from a flowerbed
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In a whiskey bottle base
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Cadillac on a cinder block,
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Duct tape on every other thing
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Real ferns in the sunroom
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Bug zapper by the screen
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Dog hair on the Restoration Hardware,
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Who says you can't have nice things?
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I can't hide it in a closet,
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I can't stuff it in a trunk
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I always know there's treasure buried
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Somewhere in the junk
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I can keep my roots from showin'??
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But I'm still dishwater blonde
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But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
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New money, old habits
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Loveseat in the plastic
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Steak fingers in a basket
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I can't hide it in a closet,
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I can't stuff it in a trunk
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I always know there's treasure buried
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Somewhere in the junk
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I can keep it clean on Sundays
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And keep the lights and water on
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But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
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Got more rooms than the Joneses,
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Y'all, and I'm still addin' on
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But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
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I'm finally on the up and up
I'm finally on the up and up, up and up