(Spoken) Gonna do this song for Useless
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at Kelly's bar
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
She was the first lady, that let me go that far
Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
Oh, suck em' silly Shirley, came out after dark
She would give us handjobs, in Centennial Park
All the girls would snub her, said she was a nark
Suck em' silly Shirley, from Centennial Park
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark
Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
Oh, finger fuckin' Sally, worked at Kelly's bar
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
She was the first lady, that let me go that far
Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark
Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
(c) David Allen Coe