Key: G
Introduction:
G C D
(Spoken) Gonna do this song for Useless
G C
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
D G
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
G C
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
D G
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
G C
Oh, finger fucking Sally, worked at Kelly's bar
D G
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
G C
She was the first lady, that let me go that far
D G
Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar
G C
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
D G
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
G C
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
D G
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
G C
Oh, suck em' silly Shirley, came out after dark
D G
She would give us handjobs, in Centennial Park
G C
All the girls would snub her, said she was a nark
D G
Suck em' silly Shirley, from Centennial Park
G C
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again
D G
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin
G C
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark
D G
Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park
G C
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail
D G
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail
G C
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
D G
Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife
G C
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
D G
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
G C
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
D G
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
G C
Oh, finger fuckin' Sally, worked at Kelly's bar
D G
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
G C
She was the first lady, that let me go that far
D G
Finger fucking Sally, down at Kelly's bar
G C
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
D G
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
G C
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
D G
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high
G C
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again
D G
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin
G C
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark
D G
Finger fuckin' Sally, in Centennial Park
G C
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail
D G
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail
G C
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
D G
Aaaaaand Finger fucking Sally, she became my wife
G C
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
D G
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
G C
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
D G
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
(c) David Allen Coe