You ain't over there at your sister's,
You ain't on my telephone line
You ain't nowhere around and I just found out
You ain't the only thing that's hard to find
Where's my beer, oh dear
I coulda sworn that I set the thing down
Right over here, It's not there
And things don't just disappear right into
Thin air, like you
You're off somewhere and you just don't care
Where's my beer
I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie
When you said we were over this time
and you just had to go, now wouldn't you know
Not only have I lost my mind,
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