Key: E
Introduction: E A E A E A7
E A7
You ain't over there at your sister's,
E A7
You ain't on my telephone line
E A7
You ain't nowhere around and I just found out
C D
You ain't the only thing that's hard to find
G D
Where's my beer, oh dear
C D
I coulda sworn that I set the thing down
G D
Right over here, It's not there
C D
And things don't just disappear right into
G D
Thin air, like you
C D
You're off somewhere and you just don't care
G
Where's my beer
E A7
I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie
E A7
When you said we were over this time
E A7
and you just had to go, now wouldn't you know
C D
Not only have I lost my mind,
Repeat Chorus