You're the devil's daughter in disguise
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes
Girl, you must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you
When all those Aggies move to Austin
And Beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
Darlin' then you can come back home
You sure can shake your little round behind
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
And Texans forget the Alamo
When Lubbock opens up a ski re---sort
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow
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But don't hold your breath
then you can come back home