Key: G
Introduction:
G D C
You're the devil's daughter in disguise
G D C
So don't try to hide the fire in your eyes
D C G
Girl, you must be stupid cause you just don't have a clue
D C D
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you
G D C
When all those Aggies move to Austin
G D C
And Beaumont is covered in snow
G D C
When the wind don't blow in Amarillo
C D G
Darlin' then you can come back home
You sure can shake your little round behind
F G
When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
F G
And Texans forget the Alamo
C D G G/F#Em
When Lubbock opens up a ski re---sort
F D
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow
Chorus
Em
But don't hold your breath
C D G
then you can come back home